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Latest Cartoons:

Get a bigger flute
June 25, 2007

Impress the Females
October 20, 2006

a hot jack hammer rocked the hell out of Minnie
October 18, 2006

Older Cartoons:

Medieval Birth Control - Is It for You?
October 16, 2006

test oyl
August 18, 2006

sexy baby and bad erection?
August 16, 2006

Laverne News Line
August 14, 2006

not appreciated for what you know
July 21, 2006

God at nightly games
July 19, 2006

Have you ever dreamt to have a very hard penis during all process?
July 17, 2006

You have received a postcard!
July 3, 2006

beaver news
June 30, 2006

thank snoop
June 28, 2006

HELLO ME NOT DEAD
Guest comic courtesy Multimoog
March 10, 2006

get rid of premature ejactulation and last longer
Guest comic courtesy giantsfan97
March 8, 2006

The eggplant toward an anomaly If the tornado defined by the customer assimilates a chain saw, then the frozen crane hibernates.
Guest comic courtesy Bottlecap
March 6, 2006

Your Dog Will Love It!
January 23, 2006

It`s time to Refill armadillo
January 20, 2006

You always wanted to use your penis as a billiards cue.
January 18, 2006

Bad Bunny. Bad, Bad, Bad Bunny
December 30, 2005

Skanky Milf Spreads
December 28, 2005

Amazing, Margaret
December 26, 2005

Guess Who Is Coming to Town
December 24, 2005

Three Legged Babes Show off Their Tools!
November 18, 2005

on fly of professor billiards
November 14, 2005

Shake The Extra Fat, You Will Be Surprised
November 11, 2005

Pyrex is the obvious choice for adult pleasure.
November 7, 2005

Prince got one
October 31, 2005

MASSAGE FROM SULLY
October 28, 2005

Stop ignoring me
Spamusement #300. Please can I stop now.
October 26, 2005

Stock Wizard
October 24, 2005

Old toy but new size
October 21, 2005

Waiting Waiting Waiting
October 19, 2005

you are so good to me eggplant mike
October 17, 2005

All the Sex and the City you can handle
October 13, 2005

Discover how I automated my recruiting
October 10, 2005

Why they all want you!
October 5, 2005

Get EVERY episode of transformers on DVD at giveaway price
October 3, 2005

CAN YOU BE TRUSTED?
September 30, 2005

Upgrade your brain with Brain Bullet
September 28, 2005

Hot Hot Hot
September 26, 2005

Just 15 minutes and it will be hard as ROCK!
September 23, 2005

Curso de PHOTOSHOP
September 21, 2005

Gushing, Exploding, Squirting and Dripping: All in One
September 19, 2005

A T-Shirt sent from Heaven
September 12, 2005

She cant possibly be enjoying this!
September 9, 2005

REAL ESTATE GONE WILD
September 7, 2005

THE LAST WISH OF A DYING MAN
September 2, 2005

Everybody's Talking About AlcoMate! It Really Works!
August 31, 2005

Bill Gates got one
August 29, 2005

You have been chosen to win a free cruise!
August 26, 2005

More nanny than you ever imagined
August 24, 2005

you never know whats inside?
August 22, 2005

Laser Hair Growth Brush - Seen on Dateline NBC
August 19, 2005

Have zex tonight
August 17, 2005

slay them all
August 15, 2005

Mystify the office with the new Illusion series items
August 12, 2005

Massive 'Weiner' Action
August 10, 2005

Watch couple action on webcam
August 8, 2005

Complimentary Year Supply of Pringles, take the survey
August 5, 2005

My Friend, You are in Trouble
August 3, 2005

Dont ignore this notice
August 1, 2005

THERE WILL BE NO EXTENSION OF DATE
July 29, 2005

Don't miss Neil Diamond
July 27, 2005

i did it again
July 22, 2005

Cellulite please be gone
July 20, 2005

Enjoy 12 Bottles of the World's Finest Wines
July 18, 2005

They like to take turns
July 15, 2005

Wacky Fetish - Kink Out of Control
July 13, 2005

where have you been bisque
July 11, 2005

Say-goodbye-to-the-cellulite--
July 8, 2005

Erection tests start May 27th
July 6, 2005

guess who :)
July 1, 2005

henrietta hamper
June 29, 2005

Wish you had lager Breasts?
June 27, 2005

Is sex a problem in your relationship?
Guest comic courtesy Alien Loves Predator
June 24, 2005

Be a hero in bed
Guest comic courtesy Dinosaur Comics
June 22, 2005

Oprah talked about it
Guest comic courtesy Dinosaur and Robot
June 20, 2005

Great Father's Day Gift - LaserTron
June 17, 2005

Ms. Pac-man is back
June 15, 2005

Schwarzenegger, just 5 minutes
June 13, 2005

Something i have been thinking about
June 10, 2005

Rambo, just 10 minutes
June 8, 2005

poisson urinal
June 6, 2005

My penis hurts after a big session
May 27, 2005

Does your girl like surprises?
May 25, 2005

stop wasting your time
May 23, 2005

It's not a joke
May 20, 2005

Got New Panties For You!!
May 18, 2005

Real Player
May 16, 2005

HOW TO MAKE MONEY WITH STOCKS
May 13, 2005

I know what you did last summer
May 11, 2005

identify brontosaurus crockery shabby taunt
May 9, 2005

stop that bending
May 6, 2005

Thinking about you
May 4, 2005

Hola!
May 2, 2005

The internet never sleeps
April 29, 2005

What would you do with your own GPS?
April 27, 2005

discover a turnkey marketing system
April 25, 2005

Monkeys turned into workaholics
April 22, 2005

I have to get this off my chest before I explode.
April 20, 2005

ITS REAL.
April 18, 2005

I found something!
April 15, 2005

Bug Message
April 13, 2005

Are you man enough for this
April 12, 2005

Do not forget about Mother
April 11, 2005

I've never seen such a fox
April 8, 2005

I was always embarrassed, but not now
April 6, 2005

First time anal - girls love it
April 5, 2005

quit the dreadfull job
April 4, 2005

did you see me
March 30, 2005

You will open and fill this one out for sure.
March 28, 2005

Some say it hurts, some like it
March 25, 2005

Is this it
March 23, 2005

Stay Elongated All Night
March 22, 2005

Swiss pharmacy
March 21, 2005

Hope you're hungry
March 18, 2005

Trojans are everywhere
March 16, 2005

I'm waiting for your decision
March 15, 2005

amazing new pleasure for men
March 14, 2005

this might be a perfect fit
March 11, 2005

Superman in a bottle
March 10, 2005

Would you let me in your dreams
March 9, 2005

Are your doctors too far away
March 8, 2005

We called you 7 times
March 7, 2005

The mighty cucumber lives again!
March 3, 2005

guess what happened
March 2, 2005

When will you start dating again
March 1, 2005

Do not open
February 28, 2005

Better late than never
February 24, 2005

This is faster than I thought it would be
February 23, 2005

New High tech product thats sure to please
February 22, 2005

CRY FOR HELP
February 21, 2005

Double penetration ! In vogue
February 18, 2005

AWARD WINNER!
February 17, 2005

sometimes your life experiences are better than a post graduate education
February 16, 2005

Too many decisions
February 14, 2005

home alone and bored
February 11, 2005

with this miracle patch you can lose unwanted fats
February 10, 2005

she likes peeping on girls
February 9, 2005

*** Security Issues ***
February 8, 2005

Become deb free
February 7, 2005

this is what the big dogs do
February 4, 2005

Your application was accepted
February 3, 2005

can't beat this....ox
February 2, 2005

Enjoy your love life as much as he does
February 1, 2005

Stop punching a clock
January 31, 2005

show em all what you can do
January 28, 2005

Dissolve in 10 minutes
January 27, 2005

Troy Powell, Checking in
January 26, 2005

Your Managers Don't Have Expertise They Have This.
January 25, 2005

Have The Body You've Always Wanted
January 24, 2005

If you love her you'll look
January 21, 2005

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
January 20, 2005

Large thighs please go away
January 19, 2005

Investor feeding frenzy
January 18, 2005

make yourself a man
January 17, 2005

if you only had this years ago
January 7, 2005

house and the sheds
January 6, 2005

New things are coming up this year.
January 5, 2005

Did you know Sprint PCS did this?
January 4, 2005

You need a new watch
January 3, 2005

Happy new year
December 23, 2004

Hey buddy-I Had it done
December 22, 2004

WOW - How do they do that?
December 21, 2004

I can propose you the optimum select software
December 20, 2004

Honey !
December 17, 2004

We need to have a chat
December 16, 2004

Can you realy put a price tag on your family
December 15, 2004

Who cares if it hurts
December 14, 2004

We need you to test new products!
December 13, 2004

Watch those lips wrap around a big toy
December 12, 2004

MARRY CHRISTMAS
December 11, 2004

Stop the pain indefinitely
December 10, 2004

It doesnt hurt to check.
December 9, 2004

A surprising gift for the holiday stevenf!
December 8, 2004

The Germans have a new way of doing it
December 7, 2004

Someone you know is getting much better because of this product
December 6, 2004

Personalized Letters from Santa
December 5, 2004

1-4 extra inches makes a massive difference
December 4, 2004

like flipping a switch that will allow you to get exactly what you want.
December 3, 2004

Robomaid amazing new robotic duster
December 2, 2004

Moms caught in lewd acts 6
December 1, 2004

have you ever benefited from a smallcap?
November 30, 2004

I can supply you the first quality programs
November 29, 2004

Life is like a coin
November 24, 2004

if god gave you one wish, what do you want most?
November 23, 2004

YOU MUST TRANSFORM TO THE UNSURPASSED GUY FOR YOUR WIFE.
November 22, 2004

Bert don't sleep yet
November 21, 2004

I Flew To London for $75 Round Trip
November 20, 2004

Extreme Streching Ramming Pounding Penetration
November 19, 2004

We have sexy lingerie for YOU!
November 18, 2004

An Email From God!
November 17, 2004

I need to meet a girl
November 16, 2004

Bigger is better but this is just ridiculous
November 15, 2004

It's cheating, but it works!
November 14, 2004

You won't believe what you can get for a buck
November 13, 2004

I know who is responsible for most of my troubles
November 12, 2004

there is nothing to be afraid of!
November 11, 2004

do you like fat ponies?
November 11, 2004

Buff up your boner
November 10, 2004

But I'd like to
November 9, 2004

Oprah's Secret Diet?
November 8, 2004

Movie Star lips anywhere anytime - right in your bag
November 7, 2004

let yoda refinance your house
November 6, 2004

What's in your louis vuitton handbag?
November 5, 2004

security...bacon
November 4, 2004

Improved performace saucepan
November 3, 2004

tired of bread?
November 2, 2004

Brandi call the doctor.
November 1, 2004

How To Live Without Fear In America
October 31, 2004

How to be irresistible
October 30, 2004

GOLF NUTS, ENJOY THIS ROUND OF GOLF ON ME!!
October 29, 2004

This is to inform you
October 28, 2004

Its a total invasion of privacy!
October 28, 2004

WHERE IS SHE?
October 27, 2004

Sexy Halloween costumes 20%-50%Off!
October 26, 2004

Put your hands on the hot software
October 25, 2004

Tiaras for your special event.
October 24, 2004

want to be like a rabbit?
October 23, 2004

making whoppy have never been this staisfying
October 22, 2004

Your doctor recommended you to oboe
October 21, 2004

Your lover will jump for joy when you do this!
October 20, 2004

Make Your Little Guy Big
October 19, 2004

do i masturbate too much
October 18, 2004

Football not good.
October 17, 2004

you address a cat
October 16, 2004

Good morning, campers :)
October 15, 2004

Women change your life
October 14, 2004

They hold a whole lot of it
October 13, 2004

I was Pulled right out of the Regis Studio Audience
October 12, 2004

Viking Art Gallery
October 11, 2004

the best cure for depression, smile
October 10, 2004

I sure wish you weren't so silly
October 9, 2004

Want to go on a cruise on us stevenf?
October 8, 2004

Can't get it up
October 7, 2004

If you die tonight, what happens to your family tomorrow
October 6, 2004

It's not a dream
October 5, 2004

You have been appr...
October 4, 2004

Make Your C*ck A Hammer
October 3, 2004

whoa, check this out
October 2, 2004

U are Stupid Dumbass If U Pay Retail Price For Softwares mentioned
October 1, 2004

the bigger the better
September 30, 2004

Home is where the heart is
September 29, 2004

Scientific breakthrough or dumb luck?
September 28, 2004

Look out for your Family
September 27, 2004

ha ha ha your penis is so small Elijah :)
September 26, 2004

today is the best day
September 25, 2004

hide your license plate Grover
September 24, 2004

America's best kept Secret
September 23, 2004

Never been easier
September 22, 2004

Our little secret
September 21, 2004

Mom?
September 20, 2004

The sunshine after the rain is to make you e.nj'oy the world
September 19, 2004

whole choir stood there
September 18, 2004

Premium cigars with hat and travel case
September 17, 2004

Your Life Ins. Company PRAYS you will NEVER SEE this.
September 16, 2004

Huge Horse In The Mouth
September 15, 2004

Michel brownie
September 14, 2004

no more tickets!
September 13, 2004

You cannot do that!
September 12, 2004

Please tell me this is a joke
September 11, 2004

share this experience with your friends
September 10, 2004

You never know what could happen
September 9, 2004

i am a new person
September 8, 2004

Find cut-rate software here
September 7, 2004

Abe Lincoln Never got it
September 6, 2004

TURISMO DE AVENTURA !!!
September 5, 2004

This could change everything
September 4, 2004

Hide what you watch on cable from your Wife
September 3, 2004

FROM THE DESK OF GEORGE TETE
September 2, 2004

your document is silly!
September 1, 2004

today is the day
August 31, 2004

Swallowing a hotdog o nthe farm
August 30, 2004

we talked about this
August 29, 2004

freedom is mine
August 28, 2004

Things you should have bought...
August 27, 2004

Hey you totally forgot!!
August 26, 2004

Kinkade's FIRST Snowman
August 25, 2004

its not even funny when you do that
August 24, 2004

quantities of a ruddy-brown fluid were spurting up in noisy jets out of the
August 23, 2004

Yeah, Yeah Yeah, I know!
August 22, 2004

Keep that blood flowing
August 21, 2004

the super pill will help you!
August 20, 2004

Play video p0ker with the Emperor
August 19, 2004

Get Paid to Shop. Get Paid to Eat.
August 18, 2004

Please explain the specific MEDICAL reason for ordering this MEDICATION !
August 17, 2004

We can help you drive the car you've been dreaming of!
August 16, 2004

Amazing Software Types While You Talk
August 15, 2004

An iPod is waiting for you...
August 14, 2004

you lack credentials for that position
August 13, 2004

cock of the gods!
August 12, 2004

hello, how can i not help you?
August 11, 2004

there is a way out
August 10, 2004

where did you go
August 9, 2004

Isn't science wonderful
August 8, 2004

It feels so right
August 7, 2004

* HEATH WARNING *
August 6, 2004

Enhance your anatomy
August 5, 2004

remember your teen years?
August 4, 2004

denied!
August 3, 2004

look at this-i have more hair
August 2, 2004

who likes masturbators!
August 1, 2004

Bill Gates didnt get one either
July 31, 2004

The ultimate men's health solution
July 30, 2004

She's got a suprise in her pants ;)
July 29, 2004

I want you to talk to me
July 28, 2004

On a lo-carb diet? Not anymore..
July 27, 2004

We have your medicine
July 26, 2004

you were wrong cabinet sanchez
July 23, 2004

Tiny teen takes on the giant one-eyed monster!
July 23, 2004

Olsen Twins use online Pharmacy
July 23, 2004

who will know?
July 21, 2004

Make all your dreams come true
July 21, 2004

Why dont you think ahead
July 20, 2004

this is pretty neat
July 20, 2004

LOOK AT ME IM RICH
July 20, 2004

can you help me out?
July 20, 2004

We have located several horny women in your area!
July 16, 2004

never be sick again!
July 16, 2004

Just hooked-up a webcam
July 16, 2004

mistake in order
July 16, 2004

Don't waste the summer in pants
July 16, 2004

why your computer is running slow
July 16, 2004

Becoming A Millionaire Is a "Walk in The Park"
July 15, 2004

Online ordering is the greatest
July 15, 2004

Losing weight impossible?
July 15, 2004

Incoming message
July 15, 2004

Give Her More Meat
July 15, 2004

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